They've been sitting in the box on top of my bookshelf for two and a half months now. I don't know where to put them. I'm scared I'll put them on the wrong item and regret it for life.
I've already rejected the refrigerator, because it's covered in magnets, comics, cards, and pictures friends' kids drew for me. Also, he's a tiny little guy and, um, not mine. Although it might be funny for my landlord to come into my house once I've left and find the fridge staring back at her...
I'm considering my CD card catalog, which was a Christmas gift from my parents back in 2006 and has moved everywhere with me since then. It's positioned near my front door, so it could be a sort of watch dog, alarming anyone who comes inside.
Also in the running is my record player. I've had this guy even longer than the card catalog, and he too has come with me to each dwelling.
Eyes on top would implore me to spin some tunes.
Eyes on the inside would make me laugh whenever I was playing tunes,
and there's the added bonus of the turntable looking like his mouth.
I've had no previous problem putting eyes all over my office supplies, so I'm not sure what I'm hung up on now:
I do know that I refuse to let these guys sit idly by for another two months, so any feedback and suggestions are appreciated!